Tito Lost Something

Tito Ortiz has lost something.  You might say brains, but I’ll make no guess.  Whatever he did lose is in a place where many men have lost something, Jenna Jameson’s mouth, we learn via WWTDD.

Maybe he was looking for her implants, which she recently had removed.  Tito was supposedly happy about it:

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”

Sure.  I don’t think anyone in Iraq cares what age boobies they’re coming home to, as long as they’re coming home.

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