

Seth Petruzelli. Photo by Tom Casino, EliteXC/CBS.
After a weekend without a steady internet connection because of work going on in my area, I hopped on the computer this morning and immediately noticed the headlines concerning Seth Petruzelli’s quick and easy victory over Kimbo Slice this weekend.
They were “shocking” to say the least. Not shocking because of the amount of coverage the fight got, that was expected in my opinion, but shocking because people are actually treating Petruzelli’s destruction of Slice as surprising.
Give me a break…
The second that Petruzelli was announced as Ken Shamrock’s replacement opponent, I immediately turned to my friends and told them to expect a Kimbo Slice loss. Joe Rogan did the same thing. Although I’m sure no one expected Slice to go down in just 14 seconds, his first professional defeat was clearly coming against a much more experienced and credentialed fighter than he.
It was a long time coming. As if Slice’s lackluster performance against James Thompson wasn’t enough to convince the casual fan that Kimbo wasn’t anything more than a beginner in the sport of MMA and a former street fighter that sports minimal boxing technique, Petruzelli’s hysterical claim to fame now will.
Petruzelli was a mediocre heavyweight that was released from the UFC because he wasn’t good enough and had recently made the drop down to 205 lbs after stepping away from the sport for a year in order to move forward with the creation of his own business.
Yet, Petruzelli had still racked up a 9-4 record in MMA and event dropped another freak show in Bob Sapp during a short stint as a K-1 kickboxer in 2004. Unfortunately for Team Kimbo and his EliteXC caretakers, they overlooked Petruzelli, just like all of the gullible, casual fight fans that thought Kimbo was something he wasn’t.
It’s tough to say what the future holds for EliteXC and Kimbo after Saturday’s turn of events. Even though a Slice loss is expected to destroy his star-power and officially send the company down the drain, Slice could also headline another future card for the organization, which pulled in approximately 4.3 million viewers for CBS over the weekend and bettered it’s inaugural brodcast on the network.
The only certain thing at this point is the fact that EliteXC should never have promoted Slice as the next great fighter. Unless your name is Randy Couture, the chances of one having great success in MMA by entering the sport at the age of 34 is extremely unlikely.
The current situation would never have happened if Slice took the normal route the rest of the world does and improved his skills in smaller shows before entering the big time, sans Brock Lesnar, who actually has the athletic ability and wrestling to sufficiently protect himself in the cage.
However, MMA has now become a sport that can make the big bucks. No one can blame EliteXC for attempting to cash in and potentially rival the UFC, only for their promoting skills that feature an unnecessary, boxing-esque hype machine.
EliteXC’s future with their biggest star deflated again remains uncertain, but if Jared Shaw’s near-heart attack while Slice was being put on “queer street” along with EliteXC employees reportedly already looking for new jobs are any indication, things might not be looking good.
So in conclusion, was Petruzelli’s victory any sort of surprise? Absolutely not, and it’s a shame that others think otherwise. “The biggest upset in the history of mixed martial arts”? Gus Johnson’s one-time claim of being an avid MMA fan and supporter no longer carries any legitimacy, whether CBS was feeding him lines or not.
Kimbo Slice wasn’t exposed Saturday night. That happened the day he, EliteXC, and anyone else thought that he had a shot at hanging with the big boys. The only thing that was brought to light was the truth - Slice wasn’t even a has been, he’s a never was and probably never will be.

EliteXC needs to really get their heads out of their asses. OK, Slice lost. But really, they’ve still got plenty going for them IF THEY’D JUST USE IT! It seems they can readily draw fighters from Affliction for their cards and that’s going to bring in viewers. I was more interested in the Arlovski/Nelson fight than anything, and Carano I must admit is a pretty good fight. If they put her against Cyborg for their next show, I’ll probably watch just for that. 5 minute rounds would be great too. Kimbo Slice was just a bonus side-show at the end for me. I admit, I hate his hype and how people think he’s badass, but I don’t hate Slice himself. I AM still interested to see if he can actually adapt. One can only imagine what Rutten had to say to him after the match. I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Slice. Hopefully the hype dies down a bit though, EliteXC has more stars that can be just as big.
I never knew the fill-in took down Bob Sapp. They should start mentioning that. Taking down Slice and Sapp, while not technically too huge of a deal, is definitely going to go over with the casual fan well.
It’s free fighting, so while I think the Shaws are fucking stupid, here’s to hoping EliteXC sticks around and puts on more shows at CBS. I’ll definitely watch their next show.

Great article Johnny. Spot on in every aspect. Awesome read, and even better because its perfectly correct on how ElitceXC and Slice banked on one fighter, and now, like most other banks, its its going bankrupt.

What’s pissing me off is everyone (nobody here, I hope) pointing and laughing at ALL of EliteXC like “neiner neiner!” as if EliteXC crumbling would be a good thing.
This Anti-EliteXC crap is getting old. Instead of pointing your finger at the entire promotion and laughing cause it might fail, maybe you should realize what’s going to happen if it folds. UFC will drive it’s prices up, offer less free shows, and do you really think they’re going to “absorb” the EliteXC fighters? They’ll all be out of a job, and it’s not even their fault. Blame the Shaws, blame all the idiots hyping Kimbo Slice, but don’t just blindly point and laugh at the entire promotion. It’s offering free shows and it can pull fighters from Affliction to put on great bouts. All I hear is people complaining about Slice. Don’t blame Slice, blame the masses. Every other fight on the card was wonderful, free, fresh, why complain? You can still watch UFC PPVs and watch EliteXC on CBS. Some people are fucking pathetic and the nerve they have to call themselves MMA fans and not “UFC fans” amazes me.

Oh, and if ProElite holds the power to fire the Shaws, now would be a good time. They’re going to go broke paying Slice what they are, and as long as they continue to put him as the main event above people like Shields and Arlovski, a lot of people are never going to take them seriously.

I’m an MMA fan, but the only 2 organizations I like are UFC and Dream.
I have a major problem with EliteXC because they tried to market Kimbo as the face of MMA, and at the same time they baby Kimbo with fights that he can easily steam roll through, and that’s what they thought when they got Petruzelli to fight on Saturday. If they started promoting their talented fighters then I might change my mind, but until they do I will be glad that their organization is going down the drain.
Affliction would be great if they put on more shows, they’ve had 1 show put on and that’s it and their postphoned event that’s suppose to happen in January, right now they are even saying that might not happen. What are fans suppose to do while they wait for Affliction to get their act together???? It just seems like they won’t put on a show unless they have Fedor as the main event and right now nobody wants to fight Fedor except for Couture.
At least Dream is putting on events, where there are some pretty good matches.
UFC is the best thing for MMA fans, because they have all the best talent pool out of all the organizations and I’m glad to pay 50 bucks every month to watch their events.

I don’t know what the deal was with KimBRo being dropped by a glancing sort a right jab but in his legendary videos he can be seen flexing his neck muscles and letting his opponents hit him square in the face as hard as they can and it doesn’t even faze him at all.Then on Sat.night he gets hit by a feather and he practically goes to sleep. Very strange I have to say…...........

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Oct 6, 2008 2:30 PM
good aritcle john… couldn’t agree more! ... the part abuot “the greatest upset…” when he said that even my gf laughed. That n jared shaw’s reaction when kimbo was on all 4’s was priceless and his post fight interview was mind too much, his shift eyes and flat out lies were too funny.
his comment about dana white, omg too much… he actually said dana is making “...himself look stupidier.” LOL yeah he said stupidier. wow.