Jared Shaw. Photo by Esther Lin/ProElite.
While Gary Shaw isn’t out taping his new failure of a reality show, his son Jared is out becoming a rapper. I guess Skala refused to take everyone’s phone calls after the demise of EliteXC because he was too busy spitting rhymes.
Here’s what he’s been up to:
Jared, I only listened to a few seconds of each song, but why you trynna sound like Justin Timberlake and someone with a deep voice at the same time dawg? Your rap game is weak, yo. Your rhymes are so slow you make snails feel respected. My flow is tight and I’m constantly committing lyrical homicide homie. You wanna battle? Come see me.
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